Wednesday, March 18, 2009

What Is A Dad To Do?

Is it just me or does the way that people dress really get under your skin too? I was going to write this post as after seeing some freakingly jacked up outfits…on grown women today.

I don’t understand it. Do people not own mirrors? Are they so stupid that they honestly think that wearing shit that makes people stare…is going to make them some sort of trend setter or fashion guru? I guess part of it is where I live, but I can honestly tell you that I feel the vomit lurching its way up into the back of my mouth just from driving down the street.






My subject today will be the fashion of today’s teenager. FUCK, SHIT, ASS, PUKE…fuck…I just peed on myself.


First of all, when it comes to boys, I can’t stand sagging! It is the stupidest thing that I’ve ever seen. And what the fuck is with boys wearing skinny jeans? Are they trying to look like girls? Do they want to carry a purse?....cuz there is no freaking way they can get shit into any of the pockets of those ridiculous creations….even if they got some change in the pocket…they’d have to strip down to pull anything out.





Now…Girls…WTF? Are girls everywhere dressing like they do here?
Ugg boots
Short shorts (so short that if they don’t continually pull at the leg holes…their privates start finding their freedom.)
Tight, open top shirts that show their belly piercings while molding around their developing breasts.


Now in these outfits; they cannot jump, run, squat, climb stairs or sit down…without all of their ‘junk’ waving to the world…in all of its teenybopper glory.
Not to mention the fucking glitter!!!! Damn…I just puked on my desk.

I would not mind if it were just a few random sluts…whatever…but it is EVERYFUCKINGONE! Girls with serious boyfriends, the jocks, the loners, even the freakin preacher’s daughters.

Then…they walk down the street, prancing like flock (?) of fucking gazelle…and get pissed when all of the teen boys stare and gesture for their attention.

Yes…It gets worse. I, as a (Hot Dad) father of a teenage girl, have to walk like the new guy in prison…or a white boy with a fancy car in the middle of South Central. I see the way that people look at her, old men, young boys, even the disapproving looks from women. At any minute I feel that I might have to throw down with random strangers.

I HATE the way she/they dress and I know her…not a slut, has a serious boyfriend, responsible, good student, respectful and respected…but this new found fashion for these girls makes me ill. Why do it? There is no need for it. I have throw away clothing that I could no longer stomach…but it was soon replaced by something worse.
And they get it from impecable role models...like ...


Barring hiring a security guard to walk with her at all times…or forcing her to wear overalls everyday…what is a dad to do?

HELP ME!!!!!!!

11 Comments:

Mary said...

Maybe I will join you in a pee someday. I love tent camping, too.

Mariah said...

I think it's hard as parents to grasp and unserstand the fashions. I also think that parents need to know and try not to judge just by outfits.

Pam said...

some of these fashions are hideous. my 21 yr old says that what does ugg stand for? uggly? lol i like uggs, but not in summer w shorts. i total get teen fashion...they'll eventually get it right. might take em awhile lol

Just me... said...

Try as you might not to judge, when you see some teen girl with a skirt up to 'there' and a shirt that would barely cover your toaster, the first thought that pops into your mind is 'did her parents see her leave the house like that?'
I guess I'll just use my mom's tactic for voicing her disapproval of some outfit I brought home. It would just disappear in the wash. If you questioned where the garment in question could be located, she would look right at you and ask if you had washed it? That was your cue to slither away or get stuck washing clothes, all by yourself, for the next month or two.. :):):)

Peggy said...

Ugh! Not looking forward to teen years...nope! The teens here (Midwest) seem to dress pretty much how you described. I think it's just their way of the age old teen rebelling.

Teri said...

I have a hard time not sending my 15 year old to a convent until she is 21. I need to figure out a way to get through this fashion thing, or I'm going to get an ulcer (or another one). Ugh.

Sandi said...

I've got a 12 year old and she does not dress like that...nor will she. I'll set boundaries. I have informed her quite plainly the shoes that are ugly and luckily she still considers my fashion sense of some value. I hope it just stays that way for awhile yet.

Cameron said...

Drink heavily...that's what I do. I don't have a teenage daughter yet, so I don't have this issue, but I'm sure it'll be the same in 10 years. Drink heavily, my friend ;)

Swirl Girl said...

I don't get it either...but sometimes you have to pick your battles with teens.

When my kids are old enough to pay for their own clothes...then they can buy things I don't approve of necessarily- but until then...it's full body armor!

Brandy said...

As soon as I started reading this I thought "blame Britney" and damn if you didn't put her in here.

It's ridiculious but they are mocking what the media says is cool. And what's being sold in stores. Have you gone shopping lately? It's crazy hard to find a "normal" pair of jeans.

Dr Zibbs said...

Nothing like seeing a fatty in skin tight clothes.

 

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