Thursday, July 3, 2008

Help Me…I live with 4 girls !!!!!!

Living in a house with 4 girls, ranging from 9 to 37 definitely has its ups and downs. Overall, I have to say that I enjoyed being able to add a “boy’s” perspective to things, teaching the girls how to punch (big mistake!!! I now have continually bruised arms. “Look…. see how hard I can punch now!!!!”) On top of that, I get to be the one who fixes things – nothing like feeling accomplished after building something or making a repair that would otherwise need a repairman called in.

That being said…These days my views have been changing a bit. I almost find it scary to even walk through the house. Now, Insane Mama is … a completely whole different ball of wax that I will have to get into at another time, but as for the other three girls…the only thing that comes to mind is… “RANDOM!”

I approach every doorway, corner and hall with extreme caution. Trust me when I tell you that NOTHING can be assumed. I have walked down a hall to throw in a load of laundry to find a COMPLETELY naked 9 year old “teaching” her stuffed animals how to “properly” clean a room. I have been jousted in the “jewels” by an anal retentive 11 year old sweeping out her room. Lastly…what can you say when your 16 year old rounds that corner looking like this?

I mean….come on.


Then, I turn for help from Insane Mama to find that she is too deep in the land of bloggersville to even notice anything is wrong with her eldest daughter. Forget Help I Have A Teenager…. Help Me…I live with 4 girls!!!!!!

11 Comments:

leezee52 said...

My Dad had 3 daughters and he never once wished he had a son! My Dad was awesome!!!!

ugagirl30 said...

My dad had 5 girls and a wife. Okay, I have to ask--why was she dressed like that?

Insane Mama said...

Man, I look like I'm picking me nose in that sassy hat.

Rhea said...

Love the picture of the sixteen years old and I'm totally cracking up about the naked nine year old teaching her animals how to clean. Oh, you're killin' me!!

AND, I love the picture of Insana Mama in the cowboy hat I sent her. That's her sexy, sassy, Texas hat cowgirl hat.

You have quite a life, man. I'm the same, except a mom with an all-male household.

Chris said...

I understand, I spent seven years in a house carrying the only set of testicles that walked upright.

Swirl Girl said...

Hubby lives with 3 girls here...if he teaches them how to punch, I'll hurt him. He's readying the chastity belts now!

Lula! said...

Man...here's the deal. It's not, "Help me, I live with 4 girls." It should be, "I am BLESSED to live 4 girls!"

Especially one in a very chic, pink hat. Especially one with fabulous boobs. And most especially one who picks her nose.

Christy said...

Totally funny...I'm a mom and I have 2 girls so my husband has to put up with 3 of us. Even I have to escape from all the hormones sometimes! Insane Mama looks sexy in that hat!

Candid Carrie said...

She is totally picking her nose. She also has google on her computer screen and if you zoom in you can see that she is googling "help me stop picking my nose" ...

You were right,
She was wrong,
You can sing your victory song
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

LOL...you do have your hands full...but I'm certain that your male influence is crucial to all of them...stay strong and stay causious...

Mama Dawg said...

LOL! You gotta admit, you're having fun!

 

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