Friday, July 4, 2008

Inside Insane Mama

So as the old saying goes; “You learn something new every day,” I am now a firm believer.

After reading Insane Mama’s post this morning, I now know that I am living with a Blog Slut! Is there such a thing? I don’t know but if there is… she is one.

Now I know that whenever she sneaks off while on the phone…she’s secretly talking to someone she has met by way of BLOG. I had NO idea that she had spoken to anyone that she met through her blog on the phone…until now. Like 4 or 5 people.

It starts with innocent posts and comments, then moves to exchanging personal messages through the blogs, then there is the exchange of personal emails…then the phone calls start. What is next? A quick road trip? A late night or afternoon rendezvous?

And this is all coming at a time when we are grounding our teenager and scolding the younger ones for giving out “personal information” to people that they meet online. AND…right after her chronicles of Stalker James….

I guess I don’t know what she is thinking…or what she is looking for out there. Am I not giving her something that she needs? Is she lonely with me? Am I not interesting enough for her? Does she crave attention? (attention whore that she is.)

I suppose that it could just be that she is a blog-centric kiss ass and looking to boost her image and traffic. That is probably it… being the “catch” that I am…what else could she need in life?

I will close by stating that it is increasingly hard for me to pull her from her blog or her phone these days. (which is funny cuz when we met, she could not work her cell phone right, only knew how to write documents on her computer and was retarded in the ways of the Internet.)
Did I create this blog-slut, attention hungry, Internet guru, cell phone Twitterer?

LORD HELP ME!!!

11 Comments:

leezee52 said...

OMG you're sooo funny!
I hope you had a great 4th !

Candid Carrie said...

That's it, I'm cutting her off. You can tell her that. Tell her it isn't her, it is me. That her that I'm just not really that into her. Tell her I've moved on and I am already seeing other bloggers.

Rhea said...

Attention slut, huh?! I like that term. It has a nice ring to it.

That cowboy hat I sent, it's magical. See, it's supposed to draw her AWAY from the computer/phone and get her...onto a horse!

Ok, that was lame. I tried. I'm too tired this morning to be funny, yet here I am trying too hard.

Insane Mama said...

Nice way to describe me!

Insane Mama said...

Oh, and by the way... I already broke up with Carrie. WAY before she broke up with me. I'm totally going out with Kandace now

TentCamper said...

Here we go again wth the GIRL drama!
PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY!!!!!!

~Sheila~ said...

Well...all I can say is ...we create our own monsters. We give them the tools and teach them how to use them to rule the world.

Kandace said...

Don't forget that InMa and I totally make out too! We've are blog sluts together.

Shelle said...

Of course you helped create her...hello...isn't that what the men DO in our lives...create what and who we are? I might ACTUALLY remember things...ah well now I forget where I was going with this...

Lula! said...

She may be a blog slut, but she's my favorite blog slut 'cause she sent me a Booger Hollow t-shirt and that FLAT OUT ROCKS MY WORLD.

The end.

RagingDad said...

Hilarious. This is funny stuff. Thanks for checking out my blog. I'll keep coming back!

 

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