Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Love in a Bottle

The following is a letter that I have just sent off to 'my friends' at the Boston Beer Company. I wonder if they will take it to heart and help a brotha out.


Dear Samuel Adams executives,

I am writing this letter to you in an attempt to express to you the extent for my love of your Boston Lager. As I am sure that you have received many such letters, this one I assure you, is straight from the heart.

I first had the pleasure of being introduced to my first Samuel Adams Boston Lager in 1991, whilst living in Boston’s Back Bay. As with some human relationships…it was love at first sight. Our love affair has spanned the past 18 years and its full flavored goodness has been one constant in my life that would always be there for me.

Over the years, I would find myself angered and disgruntled at the fact that everyone does not carry the Sam Adams brand. People just don’t seem to understand the extent to which Sam Adams far exceeds other beers in the realm of quality, taste and …yes…drinkability. Yes…I am the guy with the collection of anything and everything Sam Adams (signs, openers, glasses, bottles and even retail store signage (that I pleaded with owners for.)

Getting to my point, during these times, times in which money is tight and budgets are stretched, I am finding it harder and harder to justify this long time relationship of mine. Currently I am out of work and am a father to 6 children. Besides scouring local stores for sales, the price of Sam Adams is making it like the love a teenage fan would have for a hot celebrity…consistently intense, but unattainable.

As I have written on my blogs about this love affair of mine (http://ipitw.blogspot.com/2009/06/insane-love.html http://ipitw.blogspot.com/2008/08/i-guess-pleasantries-are-overrated.html ) I plan to continue passionately writing about the most superb beer in the world, I am asking, right here and right now…for your help.

As a long time HUGE fan, coinsurer and lover of your beer, please help a struggling guy continue on this journey of love. As I cannot fathom my life without your delicious brew, I’d be happy and willing to plaster my blogs and Facebook pages with banners, ads and text links pointing to Samuel Adams. Coupons, website credits, cases (to review), etc. or anything else that you can think of would not only reinforce that yours is the best beer, but the best company in the world.

I eagerly look forward to your response.

Best regards.


Chris
Lover of Sam Adams – America’s World Class Beer

10 Comments:

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

i found you blog surfing. i love finding new blogs! and i think we may have been separated from birth. come and check me out! if you decide you want to follow me, i would be glad to return the favor!

www.speakingfromthecrib.com

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

you are also my first MALE blogger, unless you count some tim guy but he looks a little girlie to me. thanks for becoming a follower and i am will do my best to pee in the wind but most likely it will just run down my leg and all over my socks.

Danielle said...

You are shameless and brilliant all at once.

ZenMom said...

:-D

Stephanie said...

I LOVE this beer, too. And I'm not even that much of a beer drinker.

Always Home and Uncool said...

If they agree to buy ad space, tell them you know this other guy ...

Soxy Deb said...

Your hilarious!
I hope this works for you cause that my friend, would be legendary!

TheRealBecks said...

good luck! i hope they send you some lol

M said...

Good Luck, if it works I'm totally emailing my peeps down in Lynchburg!!

Barefoot Dreamer said...

Ok, soooo went to the liquor store last night - grabbed a case of my beer, my favorite beer. Then what did I do? hmmmm I grabbed 6 S.A. yes yes I did.

Listen up dear Sam Adams folks. This man sold me, a die hard for my own beer - drinker. I spent my hard earned money on 6 bottles of your finest under this man's suggestion.

I am not easily influenced - let him get ahold of the brainless mush out there and watch out!

Now, I will test this weekend.

 

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