Wednesday, December 16, 2009

The Human Mind Is A Mean Fucker

Now I know that everyone ages differently, but I have to say that I think that the human mind is a devilish little fucker.

As many of you know…today is my birthday. I turned 42. SHIT!!!!

For the most part I feel great…when speaking generally. I can run around with the kids, love roller coasters, camping, acting foolish at the beach, ridding in the cart at the grocery store…you know…a typical man who acts like a kid.

On the other hand, my mind has been playing some god awful tricks on me over the last few months. Maybe it is from all of those stupid commercials that spotlight an aging man with his joint pain, or the ones for Viagra or the Hover-round…maybe it is from watching TV and movies with aging men…who know?

What I do know is that I wake up most mornings with a sore back. I get a stiff neck when the is a chilly breeze. I (even though I live in Southern California) even get literally chilled to the bone when it drops below 55 degrees. I get joint pains. I need to rest and massage my shoulder after throwing a football with the boys…and I am now at the stage where I NEVER pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

I really believe that most of it is in my head (seeing as I had a physical not too long ago where I was told that Cholesterol was the only concern.)

I woke up this morning to find that …one of our kids had taped up notes all over the house, such as: the one on the coffee pot that read, “all old guys need coffee to wake up…” or the one that was in the stairwell the said, “Careful old man…you don’t want to throw a hip coming down the stairs” or the one on my computer asking (in very big letters) if I needed glasses to read it.

Bless the kids for their sense of humor…but F them for reminding me of what is to come…and reminding my brain that this is a great day to make me feel old.

Well…this is a lot of writing…I think I need a nap.

13 Comments:

Mariah said...

Happy birthday baby!! As long as you can keep it 'up' It's all good!! I'll give you a fantastic b-day present as soon as I get a real job, you know... one that pays?

xoxo

Hubman said...

Happy Birthday!

I think your kids are geniuses! I also think my kids are gonna do the same thing to me when I turn 40 next month...

mysterg said...

Happy Birthday fella!

Tracy DeLuca said...

Happy bday! Your kids are hilarious... mine would probably just buy me a hearing aid.

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WannabeVirginia W. said...

Happy Birthday! 42? you are a young pup.

SweetPeaSurry said...

HAH This post cracked me up. Those are some damned funny kids!!! Throw a hip ... he he ... hoot!!!

Happy Birthday!

That One Mom said...

Happy birthday! I totally used to do that to my parents...

Hope you have a great day!

Danielle said...

Happy Birthday Old Man!

Daddy Geek Boy said...

That is truly awesome. I know I'm late to wish you happy birthday here. I hope it was a good one old man!

Ilina said...

But here's the deal: a birthday sure beats the alternative. I say bring it on.

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