World's Best Martini Party

Attention Everyone!!!!

This post serves as the official announcement and invitation to the year’s most spectacular Martini Party!

This prestigious event will be star studded; martinis will be shaken by Tom Cruise and Jessica Alba, the MC for the night will be none other than Hugh Heffner and the party will be located on the set of one of Wicked Pictures’ newest “adult” films.

All drinks will be courtesy of Molly and as for food….I am sure that there will be plenty of MEAT there for everyone!

While enjoying the martinis, all guests will enjoy watching all of the on camera and behind the scenes antics of the adult film industry. Autographs, photos and the after-filming party will continue at the infamous Playboy Mansion in Beverly Hills.

Some of the celebrities that have already been confirmed include; Brittney Spears, K-Fed, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinski, Matt Damon, Angelina Jolie, along with the cast and crews of the new hit TV show Swingers and the blockbuster film Boogie Nights, just to name a few.

Tinkle In My Tent

I am about to leave to go pick up my boys for our visit today so I will not be doing much in the way of blogging today. I will, though, leave you with one question, that has been bouncing around in my head for a while:

What would happen if; Candid Carrie, Black Hokey Jesus, Flutter, Always Home And Uncool, PreTzel, Buffalodickdy, Kandace, Lula, Literal Dan, Insane Mama and I all lived on the same block?

When I first thought about that I could only imagine complete and utter chaos…mixed in with some very interesting block parties. It would either be some incarnation of that new show Swingtown or …. The locale for the next season of Cops.

Either way, when I think about that it makes me laugh..just wondering what would really happen. Are we all really like we are here? Or are our Blog personalities very different than our lives?

Just another random thing that I ponder.