Thursday, July 31, 2008

World's Best Martini Party

Attention Everyone!!!!

This post serves as the official announcement and invitation to the year’s most spectacular Martini Party!

This prestigious event will be star studded; martinis will be shaken by Tom Cruise and Jessica Alba, the MC for the night will be none other than Hugh Heffner and the party will be located on the set of one of Wicked Pictures’ newest “adult” films.

All drinks will be courtesy of Molly and as for food….I am sure that there will be plenty of MEAT there for everyone!

While enjoying the martinis, all guests will enjoy watching all of the on camera and behind the scenes antics of the adult film industry. Autographs, photos and the after-filming party will continue at the infamous Playboy Mansion in Beverly Hills.

Some of the celebrities that have already been confirmed include; Brittney Spears, K-Fed, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinski, Matt Damon, Angelina Jolie, along with the cast and crews of the new hit TV show Swingers and the blockbuster film Boogie Nights, just to name a few.


Anonymous said...

How did I know you would hold a martini porn party?!!! Seriously, have I seen you in some movie before.....!

You are officially entered!

Insane Mama said...

Whoa baby... I thought this was a "private" party

Swirl Girl said...

I've got a recipe for Apple Pie Vodka martini's that would pair well with such a wholesome affair.

I'm in!

(seriously, I really make a mean apple pie vodka martini)

T said...

Rock on! We're all invited. And its two of my favorite things: Porn AND martini's?


Start pouring the vodka, man, I'm so there.

Deb said...

what time does it start? did i miss it already? i was drunk dude.


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