Thursday, September 17, 2009

To Pee Or Not To Pee

As you may be able to tell from the name of my blog, I have a tendency to pee into the wind. But that is not the only thing about pee that I like….I grew up in the northeast and spent many a winter producing creative ‘art’ on my white snow canvas. I peed on my brother after my other brother and I tied him up. I have (I am man enough to admit it) peed myself …as a grown man. I pee outdoors at every opportunity…bushes, behind trees, alleys, fields, off boats, in streams…you know…pretty much anywhere. In addition to all of that, I have a small bladder, so I go pretty much all the time.

As a 41 year old man, with all of the aforementioned experience, I do consider myself an expert…or urinary master extraordinaire…as I have been referred to from time to time.

With that said, I have considered writing books on the subject…things like Taking the Piss (The History of PEE) for the guys and How to Pee Standing Up for all of you ladies…who want to let loose and pee in the wind with me.

Maybe I am talking about pee too much or maybe just sharing too much about myself personally, but I really don’t care.

I love to pee. You know when you have to pee really bad? when holding it hurts so much that you actually start to laugh. When you finally let go…it is complete ecstasy… A ‘peegasm’ if you will. Or when you (knowing how big or small your own bladder is) pee for so long that you wonder if something is wrong…then you just get that little smile on your face…you’ve actually impressed your own self. What about when ….oh never mind…you get my point.

Lastly, I got a bit upset when I saw this. Who do theses asses think they are anyways?


Mariah said...

I can pee standing up, it's just a little messy! Would you like me to demonstrate for you?

ZenMom said...



Danielle said...

In Colorado, if you get caught peeing in public, you have to register as a sex offender.
I guess you won't be visiting anytime soon???

TentCamper said...

Mariah...I know you can...but you are abnormally talented like that!

Zen - you like that??? I am quite the wordsmith!!

Danielle - REALLY? What about at campgrounds. We were just there over the summer and I think I peed on every tree and bush in the whole campground. Glad I was not caught!!

TheRealBecks said...

omg this was so funny. peegasm. i know exactly what you mean.


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