Monday, August 25, 2008

…..Are you allowed to do that?

Walking through the aisles of our local drug store, Insane Mama was sifting through the hordes of face creams, lotions and conditioners…shit that I know NOTHING about…Irish Spring does everything that I need. Anyway, as I wandered around the store…I just happened to find myself in front of “the goods.” Yes…by ”the goods” I mean…the section with all of the lubes, condoms…and “personal massagers.” I have no idea how I got there…I was NOT looking for them.

So, back to my story. I found it amusing to play with some of the sample “massagers” that they had out. Went from one to the next, examining them, turning them on…I NEVER touched any of then to the front of my pants! As I was having my fun checking them all out….I let out a frightened scream, “BBBBLLLLLAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Which I’m sure could have been heard all over the store.

All the sudden, Mariah came running around the corner and asked me what I was yelling about. So I explained to her what I had been doing…and then showed her what had frightened me. As I delicately picked up one of the banana shaped “personal massagers” and lifted it into the light, I pointed with my finger to the large black pubic hair caught in a seam on the ‘business end’ of the little vibrating thing.

As I threw it back on the shelf, we both looked at each other, internally puked and proceeded to remark how gross that was…while engaging in fits of uncontrollable laughter.

Did someone actually come into the store turn that thing on and stuff it down their pants?
…..Are you allowed to do that?

19 Comments:

Mom Taxi Julie said...

OH MY GOD. Said in my best Janice voice. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Insane Mama said...

Yea, when I heard you YELL OUT LOUD, I ran over and when I saw what you were looking at I thought you were going to give it a try on me.... BUT THEN THE HAIR! AHHHH! The pub... attack of the pubs.

I'm glad you through in the part about us pretending to vomit everywhere... you may have mentioned that people were watching us as we pretended to vomit all over stuff

Philly said...

Eww, Ewww , Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!

#1

Meg said...

Thats gross!

You did a lot of work on your 3column! Mine is still a bunch of nothingness.

Stephanie said...

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

The Mom said...

that is nasty.

nice 3 column look in here!

Deb said...

OH-MY-GAWD! That has to be the nastiest thing ever.
I just threw up in my mouth... A LOT!!!

The new look is nice - me likey!

T said...

Oh my my my... That is WAY gross. But so freakin' funny! And gross. Definitely gross.

buffalodickdy said...

Well, you could have taken a sniff to make sure.... :)

'That Girl' said...

yuck.

Rhea said...

Or, maybe someone bought one, took it home to try it out, then RETURNED it.

Either possibility...ANY possibility is gross.

Jennifer and Sandi said...

That's Bizarrrrrre crap! Slobs!

- Jennifer

for a different kind of girl said...

Have you ever really noticed how lonely some of those folks working at the Walgreen's look? While I can't condone it, I could totally understand if they snuck off on their 15 minute break for a such a thing!

Molly said...

There is never a good place to find a stray rubics cube (pube) but least of all on a sex toy that you were checking out.

Gross!

christie said...

Nasty. Seriously. Who would do that?

Romi said...

Maybe it's considered a "gift with purchase". :-)

Always Home and Uncool said...

I am never handling one of those things in CVS again.

Maddnessofme said...

eeew somebody bought it and returned it, ugh.

betty said...

Oh that is foul! Reminds me of a time I came in for a mid shift and the creepy fat army guy who worked before me sat at my desk... he left pubes... or they could have been nostril hairs, there was discussion of that possibility.

 

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