Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Remote Fun

I give My Love the sexy new panties, with a remote controlled vibrator built-in, that I just found at our local ‘adult store.’ I tell her that we are going to go out for a drink. As we walk up to the door of our favorite English Pub, I turn to her and tell her that I want to see her squirm. She gives me a sweet smile, accompanied by a look that you would get from a puppy dog who saw the big piece of steak that you were holding behind your back.

We walk in and I tell her that I am going to run into the bathroom and that she should order us a few beers. As I come out of the bathroom, I see that she has wiggled her way up to the busy bar…and she was trying to get the attention of the bartender.

Wedged between a cluster of people, all trying to refill their drinks, I thought that it would be a good time to test the range of our new toy. With the press of a button, from inside my pocket, I instantly saw her jump a bit and then look around…expecting me to be right behind her. I was still about 25 feet away and blocked by a group of people playing darts.

I moved a bit closer and, leaning up against a post, gave her another quick little buzzzzz. She quickly turned her head, not seeing me…but smiling intently anyway. As the bartender approached her and I saw her begin to order…I hit her again…this time…I made it last a few seconds. I could see that while I was pressing that little special button in my pocket, it was as if I pressed the ‘pause’ button. She froze for a few seconds…mouth gaping…and eyes twinkling.

I approached her from behind and put my hand on the small of her back while pressing the button again….on…then off, on…the off… She turned to me and asked me how in the hell was she going to be able to order our drinks if I kept doing that. I smiled and just told her how hot she looked while getting a love jolt while trying to order drinks.

We stood there, in the middle of a big group of bar patrons…waiting to get our beers. I asked her how her new little ‘treat’ was. She smiled and responded with, “I hope to hell this thing is water proof.” I moved in close to her and gently slid my hand between her thighs…slowly moving up her skirt. Pressing the button again, I felt the vibration through her hot, wet panties.

Keeping the button pressed, I wet my fingers with her sweet, hot juice. After bringing my fingers up to my mouth and licking them clean, I smiled and winked at her and then grabbed her face and kissed her. I could tell that she could taste herself…the way that her tongue wiped mine clean. She looked me in the eyes and said, “I think I’m kind of liking this.”

We grabbed our drinks and made our way through the crowded room and found a little spot near the dart boards where we could put our drinks down and continue people watching, watching dart games and …our little sexual exchange. Off and on, I had been pressing the button…watching her miss a step and stutter a bit. I slid my hand under her skirt once more…this time I felt her juices literally dripping down her upper thighs. I looked down at the floor…expecting to see a small pool of ‘love’…then I caressed every part of her body with my eyes, until we made eye contact. She just nodded and said, “Oh yeah.”

Her hands then started wandering…brushing over the front of my pants…finding me completely hard…she gave me a gentle squeeze. I gave her a little buzz…in return I got a slight stroke. I liked this give and take. We kissed again. Grinding on her…I could feel the vibrating in my groin…oh…this is good.



Wendy said...

I know I'm not the only one to read this already, cuz of the tweets. But I'm going to say what they aren't. Thomas is SO getting me some of those panties. He just doesn't know it. lol.

Xbox4NappyRash said...

I really hope they don't short circuit!

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Hahahaha Hope it's water proof!! Classic. You two crack me up!


- Jennifer

T said...

Baby!!! Don't stop!!!

Now you've got me needing a cold shower. You like this game, don't you?

*opens a new tab to look for remote controlled vibrating panties...*

Stephanie said...

Wow. I'd write a story like this, except, "Hey, uh, you wanna?" [eye roll] "Sure, I guess. Whatever" just doesn't have the same zing.

Swirl Girl said...

Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me but.....

ps- give a pair of these to the snooty neighbors that Insana Mama just posted about. (and the bag of doobie)

Rhea said...

I've heard of those panties!

You and Insane Mama need to contact their advertising department because I bet you could sell 100 pairs in a heartbeat with this post...

I'm sold. Sign me up.

Brandy said...

Woah. That's hawt.

Really hawt.

Lula! said...

Dude. I know you write for Penthouse Forum. If not, send them your stuff...'cause they'd hire you in a heartbeat.

Off to watch Snow White...I need to think pure, clean thoughts. HA!

amelia bedelia said...

and I thought my post about dogs screwing was risque....but never mind.

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

Dude, you need to mention and link to the giveaway to get extra entries! But this is VERY cool! Add something about the giveaway with a link to my blog and you have earned TWO additional entries!


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