Saturday, April 4, 2009

the mind of a 4 year old

It cracks me up… the things that come out of the mind of a 4 year old. Sometimes I feel like they have such a ‘raw’ sense of things that they teach me a thing or two.

My 4 year old son walked up to me today, looked me in the eyes and said that he wanted to tell me something.

Son: “You know that green Power Ranger that was missing its arm?”
Me: “Yeah.”
Son: “I fixed it this morning…just put his arm back in.”
Me: “Great job…what…are you a doctor?”
Son: “Um…NO but then when I was fixing his arm I broke off his leg. (with a familiar ‘oopsie’ look on his face)”
Me: “Well that stinks.”
Son: “Yeah, I guess it is not bad. I would be bad if I broke off both of his legs cuz then if he wanted to go somewhere he’d have to bounce around on his butt.”
Me: “Yep! It sure is a good thing.” Then I burst out laughing.

And then…..

not more than 5 minutes later he walked up to me and said: “Dad…you know what?” I turned to him as he continued by saying, “You know what I do when I have a fart coming but it does not come out?” I responded with a puzzled look as I tried to hold back a burst of laughter and “What buddy?” He then continued, “I go like this.” (Squatting down and resting his elbows on his knees…with his toosh in firing position.)

9 Comments:

Kristen said...

Wow. Sure sounds like he would be your kid. Cute.

SweetPeaSurry said...

Veddy funny stuff. I love some of the stuff that comes out of my nephews mouth. He totally cracks me up!

ChocDrop said...

OMG, they do say the darndest things. That brings up something my grandson did a couple months ago...I am definetly going to blog about it.....Stop by it will make you laugh till you cry.

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Ah, fart humor. Why do I find you so funny?

nitebyrd said...

Too funny!

Always Home and Uncool said...

The toot, whole toot and nothing butt toots.

Cameron said...

Kids....they can be so funny. That and child labor, that's what keeps me goin :)

Amorous Rocker said...

The power ranger butt scooting was cute and had me grinning. The second part about the farting? I laughed out loud. What a cute kid, lol. I don't know how you held back the laughter to ask anything, heh.

Rhea said...

Your 4yr old is hilarious. I love it. I hope you're getting to spend more time with him. :o)

 

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