Tuesday, March 31, 2009

MILF = Hot Boobs or Great Ass?

As with all living things…we as humans have types. By type I mean that thing we say when describing qualities that attract us to one another. Let me rephrase that…”I am an ass man.” I say that because saying “I am a lips man” or “I am an eyes man” sounds kind of …un manly. Those are, in fact, the three physical attributes in a woman that can make me come to attention…so to speak.

*To Mariah: You have incredible eyes and lips and if I go more than a few hours without inappropriately staring at your ass…or giving it a good slap…I get the shakes and go into withdrawals.

OK…back to my pre-disclaimer thought. I think that I’d say I like butts and lips evenly and eyes come in a close second. If you have all three (like my baby) consider yourself special. Don’t get me wrong ladies, I know that what is on the inside is more important and looks only get you so far…yada yada. I am NOT talking about love…nor even wanting to strike up a conversation with anyone. Just that thing that catches your eye at first glimpse. You ladies have it too…buff chest, six pack abs…a large bulge in the pants, etc. You know…that thing that lets us know that we are still alive.

I am not sure, nation-wide…or world wide where I’d fit in the percentages…Are there more ass men than boob men? Speaking of boob men…they are kind of funny. The boob men that I know are like scavengers, in my book. It seems that they look at every set that walks by. Big, small, real, fake, firm and perky, droopy and low…all of them. Maybe some guys become boob men because it is the easiest part of a woman’s body to see. To get a good read on an ass takes the right angle, the right outfit…and even then you sometimes never know.

**another disclaimer – after checking out Google Analytics, it seems that the terms Boobs, Hot boobs and MILF tend to send a lot of traffic my way.

Anyway, with asses it is different, at least for me. I don’t like NOR LOOK AT; XL, inverted, slanty, extra wide, too high or too low butts. I like a butt with some meat…making it a nice ‘round mound of fun’ I’d post a picture of Mariah’s sexy ass for you to all check out but Webster’s has a copyright of the image for their new dictionary.

See what kind of nonsense looking at Analytics can make people write?

12 Comments:

SweetPeaSurry said...

I'm laughing my ... hmmmm ... ass off ... as we speak. Truly I am ...

Poof, it's gone ...

great post.

bright blessings!

I'm first ... woot!

T said...

I too love a good ass... on a man or a woman. Wrote my own post about it myself recently...

It is true. I think it takes special skills to notice a good ass vs. a good rack.

Just in my own experience.

;)

Daddy Geek Boy said...

I do appreciate a good ass...but boobs! I am all about the boobs. And I wouldn't classify myself a scavenger. I am just very cognizant of my surroundings.

To sum up...boobs.

Always Home and Uncool said...

You are all about that statistics. Gotta love that dedication.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

See as I'm not a guy...I asked my guy what his opinion was.

He thinks that he shouldn't have to choose between the two. He wants both.

So there...is there a statistic for men who prefer both???

Me looking at a male...His body, chest and abs, are definitely a plus...but if the guy has a smile that reaches his eyes...

Forget it...I'm done for! :)

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Sorry...he NOW says...the BUTT and BOOBS work ceremoniously together...or should for his sake...but if he HAD to choose, like a life or death situation because no other situation would work, he would say BUTTS.

So there you have it.

(so weird)

ChocDrop said...

Being a bi-girl, when it comes to ass or boobs, it is the ass....I am not a boob person. When it come to the overall, I love the eyes, that is a man or woman or the way they walk (how they carry themselves). Confidence is sexy as hell...

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Hahahhaha lips man. Never thought of it that way. Does sound kinda whimpy!

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!!
- Jennifer

Southern Sage said...

Ass lip eye man right here bro!

Absolutely.

Amen.

I'm out.

Chandra said...

What a great blog you have here...very interesting posts... I LOVE IT!
It's great to get the "man's" view...or should I say strange man's view...my husband tell's me what I want to hear rather then the truth most of the time, God love him.

Susan said...

Thank god for my husband I've got both. He says he likes ASS, but the fact that I have both is a bonus. And now he's adding, he thinks he might be a HIP man over an ASS man. Unless the HIP is considered part of the ASS? He's not sure.

My God. Men are complicated.

Maeve said...

Are you saying you have an hard time figuring a woman's ass? It's way harder for a woman to get good glimpse at a man's ass!Damn, even in jeans, I hardly can appreciate a man's ass!

 

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