Modern Day Nature

I thought that you all might get as much a kick out of these as I did. Now I know that some may be jokes but…If you are going to go visit a campground or hiking trail…what the “F” do you expect?

These are actual comments left on U. S. Forest Service registration sheets and comment cards by campers:

"A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call."
"Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands."
"Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals."
"Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill."
"Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests."
"Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them."
"The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake.
"Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights."
"Need more signs to keep area pristine."
"The places where trails do not exist are not well marked."
"Too many rocks in the mountains."

I say to all of these people, ….. I don’t even know what to say. Are people idiots?
PATHETIC!!!!!
Oh…and speaking of pathetic…I will get to my homicidal thoughts about RVs.